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Tuesday 27 December 2011

Some more limericks to end the year

I drove through the beautiful sun
While the day had but hardly begun
Organless chapel
A challenge to grapple
And the kitchens had cindered my bun

The LTS class full of boys
Can make an incredible noise
My head hurt too much
To teach them as such
My delivery lacking in poise

I feel I'm in danger of wallowing
A dreadfully bitter pill swallowing
But tea and cake twice
Were amazingly nice
With BNC Arts dinner following

Grange Technology College
Displayed exuberant knowledge
Funding proposals
Cause brain disposals

Vittorio and Lassus we sing
With the Mardy too scary a thing
DSMPE
In my brain soon will be
What joy CCF stuff can bring

Harlington School I attended
Classics and Oxford I blended
Troades fun
The week has begun
But too late I homewards have wended

Utopian grammar in Latin
Absorbed all my thoughts in the matin
Ignored for a dinner
My wallet the winner
My evening in toweling not satin

Birkenhead school drove all day
To explore the Classical way
Well-walked and well-fed
Now feeling half-dead
A wonderful compline...

Religious temptations in dance
Was a lesson a hit on by chance
My job is secured
For two years ensured
Now back to my visitor from France

A morning spent answering mail
Makes me sigh and my admin bewail
Thirty Y10
On Sparta again
Oh why must technology fail?

My marksmanship style's improved
My panic re short range renewed
Full marks on the test
Now please may I rest
My CCF skills having proved

and a few more when I find the notebooks.